Go ahead and join in with the kids and sing ‘To the mom who ripped her pants….’
There is a tune from some spongebob show called ‘to the fool who ripped his pants’…..well, this mom ripped her pants.
The story goes like this: I decided to use some bison meatballs on a pizza and sure enough, while prepping the pizza, one rolled off the table.
Instead of bending over, I crouched down and ‘Riiiippppppp’. All noises in the kitchen seized while we assessed the situation.
I reached back thinking the rip occurred in the back-end but I found I had a new knee ventilation system.
This morning, I had forgotten about the ripped knee and went to put my jeans on, quickly inserting my foot into the pant leg, and before I knew it went ‘beep’ over tea kettle onto the floor as my foot had gotten jammed into the knee hole.
Laugh all you want.
Mini-Bison Meatball Whole Wheat Pizza
Ingredients:
1 whole wheat pizza crust
1/3 – 1/2 cup marinara sauce (homemade or jarred)
1/3 – 1/2 cup shredded part-skim mozzarella
bison meatballs (mini, regular or jumbo sized)*
Directions:
1. Preheat the oven to the instructions on the premade crust or recipe for the homemade crust.
2. Spread the sauce evenly over the crust, top with sauce, cheese and meatballs.
3. Bake according to the instructions on the premade crust or recipe for the homemade crust.
*If the meatballs are frozen, please allow to compeltely thaw prior to using on the pizza.
Damn meatball.
brandi says
oh, that sounds like something that would happen to me 🙂
We LOVE bison! This looks awesome.
Georgia Pellegrini says
I love bison meat, you don’t see it very often but it’s so tasty!
Kelsey/TheNaptimeChef says
Delicious looking pizza! There is nothing like the sound of ripping pants to make you laugh!
Maria says
Whole wheat pizza is my favorite!
Cookin' Canuck says
I can just picture it, Jennifer. I may have had a little chuckle at your expense. This pizza looks and sounds so darn good.
A Boston Food Diary says
Awwww-I love that story! I hate ripping pants- especially jeans- but I love how you can see the humor in it!
That aside- Bison Meatball Pizza sounds FANTASTIC!
Deborah says
Gotta love it when things like that happen! 🙂 This pizza sounds amazing. I’ve never even had bison before, but I’m wanting a slice of that now!!
Heather | Farmgirl Gourmet says
The silver lining of this story: that it wasn’t the backend. 🙂 The pizza looks fantastic.